love for pheasants

catwheezie:

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Cats with knives.

piedude:

tahthetrickster:

jo3mm:

kipplekipple:

catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

sharkiethedork:

chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

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sorry!

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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all in a days work! *passes out*

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

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Fire

dude my house

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What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

the-punforgiven:
“cardiac-ossification:
“orcboxer:
“habbadax:
“Took a wrong turn somewhere
”
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
” ”

the-punforgiven:

cardiac-ossification:

orcboxer:

habbadax:

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

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twooping:

wealthyhugepenis:

richwhitelesbian:

batreaux:

how can text posts be nsfw

sometimes if you say the f word or the s word

whats the s word

sweden

iridescent-lightning:

kaijutegu:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-…-.. .-.. / -.. — .– -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. — -.- . / – -.– / .–. . -. .. - … / - — -.. .- -.– / -.– . — .– -.-. …. / — ..- -.-. …. / -.– — ..- -.-. …. -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– / … . -. - / ..-. .-. — – / – -.– / - . .-.. . –. .-. .- .–. ….

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personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I’d help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

randomencounters:

theotherendcomics:

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Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake

Quest: a retired Big Bad wants to curse their enemies but at this point has more treasure than mana so they want to hire the party as Curse Boys

aramblingjay:

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#that’s her dad

avillanappears:

avillanappears:

avillanappears:

funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people

the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

thesadnessrabbit:

wittywallflower:

rockelyn:

mybuckystar:

  • you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty
  • you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables
  • depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age
  • eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)
  • it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe
  • don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school
  • aging in general will catch up to you much sooner than you think. you’ll notice your first grey hairs ~25. crows feet appear when you smile ~30. aging is a slow and gradual process that’s happening throughout your life, including your 20’s. it’s not like an Old switch flips when you turn 40, any more than a Puberty switch flipped when you turned 13.
  • same thing with not being Cool anymore. you’ll be vibing one day and suddenly media is saying your favorite style of jeans or hairstyle “date” you. (on the up side, you probably won’t care about that kind of thing anymore.)
  • taking care of your body and your home is Relentless. nobody will make you do chores or eat your veggies. it can wear at you if you let it. setting and keeping good habits lessens the strain.
  • measuring success is harder as an adult. in school you get graded most days, sports are measured in points. feedback at work regarding performance will be largely arbitrary. nobody can tell you if you’re on the right track to raise children into well-adjusted adults (though there’s plenty of conflicting advise out there). are you happy? how happy?
  • outside of some obscene luck, you probably won’t build the life you want at the speed you want. that’s normal.
  • you don’t have to stop liking “kid” stuff when you grow up. if you can still like ice cream or sports, you can also still like disney or nerf guns.
  • you’re gonna have a favorite burner on your stove.
  • You will start to genuinely enjoy those ‘boring’ gifts like socks or hand soap (because now you don’t have to buy socks or hand soap)
  • It’s not the bending over for an extended period of time that’s gonna get you, it’s the standing back up after that’s gonna throw out your back. Take your time

STRETCH. Just do it. It will save, do you a world of good when stuff starts feeling stiff/breaking down.